Download or read book Don't Tell Me The Truth About Love written by Dan Rhodes and published by Canongate Books. This book was released on 2005-04-06 with total page 157 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A chance encounter prompts an ageing professor to regret a lifetime of wasted opportunities; a beautiful wife tests her husband by making herself hideous; for the love of a girl, a boy turns himself into a violincello. Funny, magical and strange, in these seven short stories Dan Rhodes lays bare the pain and enchantment of love.