Download or read book Not Safe For Work written by Derek Eaton and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-10-20 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Austen, Shakespeare, Me. What do we all have in common? Have we all made fun of women? Sure. Have we all had our sexual orientations questioned? Absolutely. Beyond that, we have all now earned our place in the pantheon of English Literature. Not Safe for Work is a combination of jokes, inappropriate poetry, stories like "Tinder Terrorist" and "Xanax Dreams" as well as personal stories all compiled into a piece of literature that literally no one asked for except for my friends.