Download or read book THE COOL THING. A Dark Comedy. Or Not. written by ROBERT RIFE and published by DEEP PORTAL PUBLISHING. This book was released on 2020-03-31 with total page 266 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A dodgy couple discover a long-buried UFO. It ain't their lucky day. They're snatched into the wrecked starship's lab and scheduled for human/alien joining. An escape attempt makes things worse; there's ghastly help, fast pursuing monsters, faster death— and love. The Cool Thing is a storm of mutants, mayhem, and the slippery slapstick horror of life.